To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For marijuana."
2. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
3. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
4. Sing along at the opera.
5. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.
6. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
7. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity:
8. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
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I know someone who sings along at the opera.
Well, it doesn't count if s/he is a member of the chorus :-D
1) Always order your shake with nuts, as if it's a sundae.
2) When ordering something to go like a coffee, when they ask your name use a different one than is on your credit card. They get real confused...
LOL, Eric!!
I love this! I laughed the entire way through and never one time did I disagree with any of it!! Well done!! Waiting on the next installment of "To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity" to come!
Thanks, Tay! I wish I could take credit for this list, but I got it from my uncle who receive it in an email from someone else.
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